The oldest and probably the least ‘mature’. Likes fast cars and short walks on the beach. Only dance move is the dougie but he can do it with perfection. Can do a pushup and clap behind his back 4 times. Ran the Iditarod barefoot. Kirby’s dad.
The middle child with something to say about everything. Fluent in made up languages. Has never been on a date but acts like a boss anyway. Can sing "The Macarena" backwards. Wrote a book without using the letters A, E, I, or U once.
The youngest one that shreds 24/7. Ridiculous ladies man, would have stolen Jason's ex girlfriends if he was old enough. Can do a cartwheel with his hands tied behind his back. World renowned player of the air banjo. Inventor of the "Eat candy to get sweet abs" diet.
The friendly chihuahua that does our taxes. Loves chicken and sunbathing. Can walk on his hind legs for at least 100 paces. Can bark in 6 different languages. Rumored to be 8th cousins 3 times removed with Gidget "The Taco Bell chihuahua" Chipperton.